shotbynedal:

Overheard before the march:
'Daddy, why are we protesting?'
'Because little kids are being killed in #Gaza and we should always stand up for those who need it'
'Thats so sad, why are they being killed daddy?'
'Because there are very bad people in the world with too much power. Remember I taught you about the Nazis?'
'Yes daddy, I remember'
'Well the Nazis are still around pumpkin, they call themselves Zionists now'
Parenting: he’s doing it right.

ummmmmmm ok yes protesting against israel is doing it right
but literally calling jews nazis is not doing it right??? it is actually extremely antisemitic and not at all the right way to criticize israel’s actions?????

shotbynedal:

Overheard before the march:

'Daddy, why are we protesting?'

'Because little kids are being killed in #Gaza and we should always stand up for those who need it'

'Thats so sad, why are they being killed daddy?'

'Because there are very bad people in the world with too much power. Remember I taught you about the Nazis?'

'Yes daddy, I remember'

'Well the Nazis are still around pumpkin, they call themselves Zionists now'

Parenting: he’s doing it right.

ummmmmmm ok yes protesting against israel is doing it right

but literally calling jews nazis is not doing it right??? it is actually extremely antisemitic and not at all the right way to criticize israel’s actions?????

does anyone else ever have an overwhelming amount of Sad Jewish Feelings

because this happens to me quite a lot

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corporalmaladict asked: “If I were dating you we might muse about whether or not I had a huge gay crush on you in fourth grade and argue about exactly how radical our feminism should be and spend a lot of time making food.”


hahaha this is so real ohh my gosh

we could also reminisce about how many gay-ass feelings we had/have about harry potter and monstrous regiment

(also fourth grade was such a rough time omg, i was legit the worst to you  i’m so sorry bb <3)

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Anonymous asked: “If I were dating you, we could make out while listening to Brand New”


omg willow go away

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oakenbabes:

misandrybusiness replied to your post “misandrybusiness replied to your post “Do u ever read a fanfic and…”

lmao omg that’s not what i was expecting at all tbh all i really want is a lotr au where loki and thor are angsty gondorian brothers (kinda like boromir + faramir??) and they fight a lot and then make out but like in a sad way

yyyyyyesssssss i’m so into it

like honestly boromir and thor are so similar……………….and like the whole adoption thing would actually give the whole brother preference a reason other than like their father just being a dick like denethor was.

oooooh man what would loki’s backstory be in a lotr setting oh my it would be so easy considering minas tirith’s and osgiliath’s proximity to the mountains of shadow and mordor like odin could have found him on the outskirts of pelinnor fields or on the slopes of the mountains near minas morgul like scouting after a battle and lot of rumors could sprout about loki being half orc or half nazgul or troll or smth but odin never actually told loki this and when he finds out he’s actually adopted he starts putting stock into all these rumors he’s heard all his life but usually ignored and he and thor fight about it a lot considering thor is like the chosen son and loki is resentful even though thor loves loki so much and will no matter what loki turns out to be and wow i have a lot of feelings about this

yess thor is basically boromir (though i can also see him making an excellent rider of rohan tbh)

and i could totally see loki as the less loved, unwarlike son who reads about herbs and ancient lore while thor rides around and tries to kill things. odin doesn’t even try to hide his preference for thor, and even though loki pretends to take it in stride and ignore the half orc rumors it totally destroys him inside. (honestly is this even all that different from canon loki? nahh) but maybe he could actually be half elf? maybe one of those weird dark elves that hide in forests and no one ever sees, that could explain some of his magic abilities. or or or he could be a skin-changer like beorn? 

but the half orc thing is interesting, especially if he finds out the truth and is like welllllp better go kill literally every orc to prove myself to dad. that could actually get into some of the ethics of murdering orcs instead of doing that awkwardly racist thing where tolkien creates an entire race that is basically disposable because they’re “inherently evil,” that’s always made me v uncomfortable.

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designurlyfe:

SERIOUSLY DO IT

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jeffreygeoffrey:

Fortune cookie by Sufjan Stevens

wise words

halvingthetimeofmylife:

jeffreygeoffrey:

Fortune cookie by Sufjan Stevens

wise words

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